My son has Cardiomyopathy.
He spent 4 months in the ICU.
Nearly died twice from bacterial infections.
I had my Gallbladder removed last week.
Simon had G-tube surgery a few days ago.
(Not to mention the motorcycle and horse incidents)
Today, Simon, Roxie, and I got rear- ended on the Freeway!!! (nobody got hurt- although I'm am a little nervous about waking up tomorrow with a wicked neck or backache)
What the hell is going on?
Who or what gods/goddesses have we offended?!
What have I or we done in a past life that has me working some real crap out in this one?
I'm sorry but all I can think about right now is holding up my special finger to the universe and saying "what the fuck?!! Quit it!! Quit...it.
Really?!!
Really, we're all fine save for the rear bumper on the Corolla.
Fuck'n A though.
Really??!!
Oh yeah, and I got my period today.
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Ok, not funny at all, but...
kinda. Just a little- really just that last line.
Oh
Oh
What
The
F&%@???
Who could you POSSIBLY have been???
Hmm. Maybe there's a punchline coming.
special finger? gonna have to use that. Glad you're all ok.
Who would have believed it. You're right about the finger Maybe the GM decided that enough was enough. Hope you are all OK. Much Love, Elie & Sol
Wow. That's all I can say.
Krista
GM = great mystery ,general manager
I wouldn't even call him a god. Maybe that's why I can't really believe in him.
I think you guys need to start buying lottery tickets NOW! In bulk! Seriously!
Holy crap.
Come on.
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